One morning, as I went into the living room, I saw my shadow was already there. The shadow said, “Why don't you leave me in peace this morning?” I said, “No, I cannot because you are my shadow. And don’t be nosy!” “But I’m not nosy,” the shadow said. “No?” I asked. “Then maybe you are crazy?” Then my shadow replied, “No, no, no, no no, and by the way, I don't see the shadow of any psychiatrist around here now to tell if I’m crazy or not!” I hesitated a bit. Then I said, “No,